Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)


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The Umbrella Corporation's deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race's last and only hope, Alice (Milla Jovovich) awakens in the heart of Umbrella's most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo from New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Alice is aided by new found allies and familiar friends. Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of Oblivion. The count down has begun. (Sony)

Milla Jovovich as Alice. Bravo to her husband director, we get to see her naked body again. Well, atleast she's being coved by two pieces of papers.

Smexy ladies are smexy. BingBing Li as Ada Wong and I bet those who play Biohazard (Resident Evil) series might be familiar with Ada Wong? BingBing did a great job portraying Ada Wong but sadly, thanks to her pronunciation, I felt as if I am learning in an English class. Oh yes, she tried too hard to have clear pronunciation but ended up, she screwed her part as Ada Wong. Last but not least, how can Ada Wong run with high heels? Someone solve my mystery please?

Once again, Mika Nakashima made her appearance in RE 5. I wasn't know she is that short until I saw Mila was beside her. Well, she did not have any scripts but she has good acting. Her facial expressions were unforgettable. I still can't forget her mouth turned into something like this. 

Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine. She's being controlled by the Red Queen. I found out it was stupid that Alice finally took out the red spider machine out from Jill and Jill became conscious immediately. How can not Alice took out the spider when she first met Jill? The red spider machine is so huge and so tempted for on to take it out! Still, we get to watch cat fights between her and Alice. I thought Alice is good in combat but apparently, Jill is better. Anyway, Jill has good body shape. 

Michelle Rodrigue as Rain. I was disappointed to the max on the Director because Michelle didn't get much scripts inside. Though the best part of her was to fight with two guys with her mutated body. She injected herself Las Plagas parasite that allows her to be stronger and invincible. You will get to see another side of her being the "good" Rain that doesn't know how to hold a gun. Sadly, both of the "Good" and "Bad" Rain died. 

Johann Urb as Leon S. Kennedy. I think he's suitable because of his hair and height. BUT WHY, how could you make Leon has moustache? Leon is clean and clean and clean! Johann just made Leon looks so dirty with the moustache and he's making Leon a pervert! Well, you will know when the movie is coming to the end. Be it good or bad, I like Johann because he is super sexy, but not him as Leon. 

The zombies appared in Moscow simulation were insane. Why do I said so? Apparently they will not "die" unless they become ashes. No matter how many fire guns on them, they could still stay "alive". The funniest part was, they do know how to SWIM. YES! You are reading it correctly, these batch of zombies know how to swim under the ice water. They are immune to ice water, gun power and what's more, they know how to use guns. Is it just me or I think these zombies were too overpower?

I am not sure how am I going to describe this but there's only a word from me: Stupid. Licker was shown way too powerful that all of the survivals ran away from it. No matter how Alice and her allies shoot it, the Licker just wouldn't die. HOWEVER, the Licker died after a few short-distanced gun shots from Alice. HELLO? Even if I watched the teenagers play video games, this type of boss level creatures took at least 10 minutes to kill it ok? How can a few gun shots kill it? I don't get it? I simply do not get this at all.


I think RE 5 is all about hot chicks. Look at the amount of hot chicks we have here. Cleavages, boobies, cat fights are everywhere! I have no idea how Paul Anderson actually came out with such story plot. He is trying too hard to show the connection between Biohazard and RE but he failed. The movie reminded me killing zombies in The House of the Dead 4. It is so video game look alike that the original purpose of the movie is gone. Nope, I do not fancy RE 5 and I think it also made Biohazard to look bad. 

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